Ok so why the fuck….. Usually said by someone who is about to make a valid point while simultaneously asking you a rhetorical question (via guy)

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59 minutes ago // 298,939 notes



just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

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59 minutes ago // 280,745 notes

lizzie doesnt fuck around


if you don’t terrify people a little bit then what’s the point.

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1 hour ago // 21,116 notes


I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it


i was making a lot of mistakes and then my archery instructor said:

"you make mistakes because you’re focusing on the target and not on your actions"

and i was like woah

thanks for giving me the best life advice i’ve ever gotten

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1 hour ago // 526,963 notes